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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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apersnicketylemon:

Tumblrpro Free is Tumblr’s april fools day joke. Cute, BUT it leads to a video with shaking and flashing lights. For people with epilepsy, photosensitivity or autism it could be painful or even cause a seizure. Please be careful, because tumblr staff apparently forget that disabilities are a thing.

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paxamgays:

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

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thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

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